The names Bond... Felicia Corrine Bond.

I just so happen to be 21 years of age.

This would be my blog. If, well, ya know.. you weren't sure where your internets have brought you.

It doesn't bite, I promise.

So, I insist.. wind down, have a laugh, or a thought, send an ask, or a submission of any kind. Or don't. I'm not your mother.

http://dirtymind-cafe.tumblr.com/tagged/my

 

idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.

berdoushkah:

smileattheheartofthings:

kaisergeiser:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

That escalated way too fucking quickly.

Hahaha

I WISH I COULD READ THE FINE PRINT ON THE LAST ONE

(Source: sizvideos)

thatfunnyblog:

 


My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

thatfunnyblog:

 

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

(Source: lolfunnow)

audreyii-fic:

ladyofthestrange:

doodleigh:

wall-flawer:

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

Honestly she probably could have.

The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.

(Source: sandandglass)

meqabitch:

People who chew ice cream are people that are not to be fucked with.

Put a letter in my ask

‎A - A selfie?

B - Birthday?

C - Crushing on?

D - Drink you last had?

E - Easiest person to talk to?

F - Favourite song?

G - Grade i hated?

H - Hometown?

I - Icecream flavour?

J - Jellybean flavour?

K - Killed someone?

L- Longest friendship?

M - Milkshake flavour?

N - Number of siblings?

O - One wish?

P - Person who called me last?

Q - Question your always asked?

R - Reason to smile?

S - Song i last sung?

T - Time you woke up?

U - Umbrella colour?

V - Very best friend?

W - Which celebrity i’d marry?

X - X rays i had?

Y - Your last time you cried?

Z - Zodiac sign?

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate